New signing: Robert Alen
Robert Alan was born in a bouncy castle. His mother is the big bang. His father is deaf. Robert Alan always wanted to be a comedian. Even before he could speak, he told his first jokes. But nobody understood them back then. Nevertheless, Robert Alan is now a pretty good-looking, extremely funny, incredibly charming, very modest entertainer who hasn't written his own press releases for a long time. I simply don't have the time these days.